Was out of paper towells

[NES]

So I jerked off on a slice of bread this morning. True story. God bless redtube.

 

[OnWisconsin]

what made you decide on a slice of bread? i usually take off my sock if i'm in a bind

 

[barman]

This thread has potential for bringing back the Ol' RR quality of life

A former RR Mod who can't spell "towel", but makes no errors with the spelling of the porn website

Solid

 

[kidman232]

I never meet a guy whose pet name for his boyfriend was "slice of white bread" is it because hes soft and gets wet in your mouth? Eitherway, more power to you Nes and your new found happiness.

 

[NES]

what made you decide on a slice of bread? i usually take off my sock if i'm in a bind

Had the sock option there, but the ol lady washes my socks and may have noticed a huge load of cock snot on them. Plus the closest pair of dirty socks came part of a recent care package from my mom and it didnt feel right. I figured a slice of whole wheat bread(thank you very much)would absorb enough jizz to get the job done and it was handy so what the hell. It worked, folded in half and carefully placed it on the very top of a cardboard box in the trash can in the hopes that the crackhead who has been ripping my trashbags open finds and eats it.

 

[steaktartar]

when i come visit remind me to hold the mayo when dining on a bologna sandwich

 

[OnWisconsin]

i'll think twice next time i'm at someone's house and they say "this bread's a bit stale....but it's still good"

 

[NES]

when i come visit remind me to hold the mayo when dining on a bologna sandwich

Sorry but the bologna is reserved for important guest. Hope you got a spot reserved for me when this tax passes lunchbox. I'll hook you up with my mia the milf collection and we can split a loaf of bimbo.

 

[OnWisconsin]

sometimes, if i'm in the moment and ain't got the patience to replensih the toilet paper roll, i take target practice at the little duckies on the wall.....there's like 30 of them now:smoker2:

 

[NES]

This thread has potential for bringing back the Ol' RR quality of life

A former RR Mod who can't spell "towel", but makes no errors with the spelling of the porn website

Solid

Hey well you cant win em all barface

 

[The Gent]

when i come visit remind me to hold the mayo when dining on a bologna sandwich

Hope that's not the secret sauce at Capt. Jax.......

 

[NES]

Anybody else ever jizz on food, I'm ashamed to say this isnt the first time I have violated the groceries.

 

[Uman]

I banged a cantaloupe once...

 

[OnWisconsin]

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[Uman]

Let me show you how its done...

 

[CaptFlippy]

White Bread is good, avoid the whole grains!

 

[CaptFlippy]

Anybody else ever jizz on food, I'm ashamed to say this isnt the first time I have violated the groceries.

Would fucking the Cow before it is killed and butchered constitute violating the groceries?

 

[NES]

No but if you slap two raw steaks together and fuck that it does, fucking a dead anything is a different thread altogether

 

[CaptFlippy]

No but if you slap two raw steaks together and fuck that it does, fucking a dead anything is a different thread altogether

Thanks for clearing that up NES, I was about to ask!

 

[NES]

NP Cap'ndipshit RR consultations are my specialty